Manchester United’s all-time top scorer Wayne Rooney has posted for the first time since WAG-gate, and it’s not what we were expecting – or wanting, for that matter.Indeed, it seems the 34-year-old has finally learnt the intricacies of Twitter after years of posting about putting fellow users to sleep (but tagging himself) and asking Rio Ferdinand if he wanted a lift, as well as a selection of other questionable tweets that almost certainly weren’t vetted by anyone in public relations.Watch Manchester United Live Streams With StreamFootball.tv Below

It was revealed yesterday that Colleen Rooney accused Rebekah Vardy, wife of Leicester City striker, Jamie, of leaking personal information about the family to none other than The Sun, which is disgraceful enough in itself.

While you’d expect 2011 Rooney, back when he was cool, to explode in a stream of rage-filled gobbledygook, the modern Wayne is far more composed (and boring), and instead of an image of a poorly edited Vardy effigy, we were given a throwback to when he called Old Trafford home (zzz).

It’s………….the same pair of boots.